Fakebook Unisex T-Shirt

Description

I don’t do Fakebook. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the ability to cyber-stalk friends and family; it’s just that I’m such a loser, I don’t want to advertise. Speaking of advertising, I thought I should try some social media marketing so I attempted to reanimate my long-abandoned Fakebook page—only to discover it had been hijacked by some Turkish dude with a penchant for big butts and plumbing SHTF shelters. True story. So, I still don’t do Fakebook…

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!